I wanted a modern track bike, something to play with while I figure out what kind of racing I want to do in VRRA. I think Group 4 Heavy is going to be too challenging to ride except as an also-ran. I'd like to commit more to that and other track events this year. Health is a lot better, you see.
So anyway, I figured... hrm... GSX-R 750? Something with a little rash on it, cheap and I'll just paint the fairings up and remove anything that shatters. Started searching the 'net a few weeks ago.
What'd I end up with (unless things change before this weekend)? 05 GSX-R 1000 with 185hp to the wheel, 400lbs wet and reworked suspension. Price was ... right. Once it's in my possession I will spill.

So, I must be an idiot. I need a bike this fast like I need Ebola. But at least I'm a grinning idiot. They say God hates a coward, anyway.
The other compelling choice was a rashed but otherwise mechanically unhurt RC-51 with Jardines on it. Asking price was $5500... might have considered it but my friends with RC-51s tell me to shy away from even mildly modded ones,and this one mentions having its RPM limiter raised...
Also found a hell of a deal on a 21' trailer with six bike chocks and three clip-in tie rails, can double as a car hauler in a pinch. There are some real steals out there on the Internet right now.